SLAPSimple Lean App Pipeline
Got an app in your head? SLAP it onto the App Store.
Describe it in a sentence. See it running on your phone the same hour. Then let SLAP walk it past everything Apple checks, one green light at a time. No terminal, no git, no keys to find.
Nothing to install: sign in and describe your app. Free to try. The only bill is Apple’s $99 developer account, and only when you are ready to ship.
What SLAP does Three promises, and the product is built to keep them.
One line, once.
Everything after happens in your browser: describing the app, previewing it, the icon and screenshots, the Apple paperwork, the build in the cloud. No Mac or coding experience required.
Every green light Apple wants.
One list of what must be true for Apple to say yes. SLAP reads what actually is true, from Apple and from your app, and shows every place they differ, with the fix.
Honest to a fault.
If SLAP has not looked at something, it says so. It will never tell you you are fine when it does not know, and it asks before it changes anything.
The road Eight stops. The SLAP MAP in Studio lights them up as you go.
Start SLAPPING How to SLAP your app (onto the App Store): three things, then it is all in the browser.
Or skip the install: SLAP SKY
Sign in at app.slapmy.app and Studio runs in your browser. Describe your app, see it in the browser, get it onto Apple’s books. Running it live on your own phone is the one thing that still wants SLAP on your computer.
Install Node, once
Node is the free program SLAP runs on. Go to nodejs.org, download the version marked LTS, run the installer, click through the defaults. That is the only thing you install.
Type one line
Open a terminal and type this, then press Enter. The first time it asks whether to install slapmy.app; say yes.
npx slapmy.app@latest
powershell, open Windows PowerShell. A window with a blinking cursor appears. Paste the line there.terminal, press Enter. Paste the line there.Your browser opens with SLAP Studio in it. You never need the terminal again. If nothing opens, the terminal prints an address starting with http://127.0.0.1; copy the whole of it into your browser.
Sign in and follow the SLAP MAP
Press Sign in with Google (or GitHub, or Apple) on the first screen. No keys: whoever invited you covers the cost through relay.slapmy.app. Then open the SLAP MAP, say whether this is your first app, and it shows you the whole road, lit up as you go.
The Apple Developer account ($99 a year, paid to Apple) is the only thing that costs money, and only when you are ready to put the app on the App Store. Studio tells you when that is. Already a developer? npx slapmy.app@latest help lists every command Studio offers, for a build pipeline.